P5.

                I was watching the National Geographic Channel when a commercial came on. This commercial was advertising the National Geographic Magazine, which is actually a very cool magazine. My sisters used to get them, and I’ve started to read them. That’s not my point though. My point is that in this commercial I happened to notice that there was a flock of ostriches on the cover. I never thought too deeply about ostriches before, but this time I did. They are really ridiculous animals if you think about it. They have fat bodies, useless wings, long legs and even longer necks. What good does that do them? They can’t fly. They only run around on their goonish legs and make some awful squawking noise. I’ve never heard anybody say that they wanted to be an ostrich before. I don’t even think ostriches want to be ostriches.

                If I were to die suddenly and be reincarnated into an animal, there is one that I would not mind being. That animal, my friends, is a grizzly bear. The only word that I can use to describe one is… majestic. Do you know why I would be a grizzly bear? Because nobody messes with a grizzly bear. How many woodland animals have you ever seen try to take down a grizzly? Not Many? Right, because a grizzly bear would tear it apart. These creatures have been known to take down fully grow bison! You can’t get much more hardcore than that. Some of the only things that can kill a grizzly bear are other grizzly bears and people… with guns. If an ostrich ever approached one of these majestic beasts, it would not live to squawk another day. In conclusion, ostriches are no better than chickens, and grizzly bears are amazing, killing machines.